Fresh park-inspired merch for theme park fans, shipped across the US.
M.I.L.F. Crewneck: "Man I Love Fantasmic!" Funny Theme Park Sweatshirt
A cozy crewneck with a wink. Small printed lettering across the chest, a punchline that makes people look twice, and a fit that works for coffee runs, couch days, and cool nights waiting for the show to start.
Soft, medium-heavy 50/50 fabric keeps its shape wash after wash, so it stays your go-to when the weather turns.
The details
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd²
- Classic fit with a ribbed collar
- Tubular knit body with no side seams
- Double-needle stitched seams
- Printed design (DTF/DTG)
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not dry clean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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